Weird Science: Fanfiction
Season 6, Episode 8:
"Showdown on Meepus 5"
Michael Manasseri's voiceover — Previously on 'Weird Science'...
Lisa: I had the weirdest nightmare last night. I dreamt that someone actually hacked into your computer and stole me away and then took away my magic so I couldn't escape. Next thing I knew I was on my way to some planet far, far away in another Galaxy that sounded so familiar for some reason.
Lisa: How about if I zap up something that will have the power to access my files anywhere at anytime and give you the power to rescue me just in case anything like this ever happens?
Her finger starts glowing with blue electricity as she points at the top of the desk. She then zaps the special magic box (like a remote control) on to the desk. However, it is programmed so that only Wyatt can use it.
Chett: What's what? Is it bad?
Wyatt: Um... yeah, pretty bad. It looks like Lisa's been hacked.
Lisa: Hey, What have you two done to me?
Security Member 1: Oh, just deactivated your magic. You see, while I was uploading your file I realized that you have some extraordinary powers so just to be safe I made a few changes to your source code myself and deactivated your magic.
Wyatt: "Your system has been hacked by the Farber High Security Team. We have taken your precious Lisa and will be sending her to her new Masters on the Planet Meepus-5. Don't even think about trying to rescue her because our location is well hidden which no one knows about!"
Scolder: (interupting) Not those Aliens known as Steves?
Wyatt: Yes. Those are the ones.
Scolder: I thought we took care of them once and for all. Well, What can we do to save her? How are we susposed to get to their home planet when we don't have any kind of space ship that can go there?
Wyatt: I know! Gary can help! Gary is married to a Space Alien himself named Tetrahydrozaline.
Scolder: Perfect! Where are they?
Wyatt: Gary said that they were taking a trip to Disney World.
Lisa: Hey, Where you taking me.... Watch it, buster!
Mike: Its time for you to leave now, honey. You're going to your new home.
Scolder: Oh good! You found him. However, who's that girl Gary's with? She doesn't look like no space alien to me.
Gary: She is. She can change shape and form.
Scolder: She can? Wow!
Lisa: How can I be the only one compatible?
Steve: Well, you are a special living being, Lisa. You came from the Universe to help Gary and Wyatt overcome the troubles of High School. You have magic powers which came from the Universe.
Steve:(via Galaxy phone) She's here sitting in her new home until she wants to reproduce with us. Thanks for getting her for us. Now here's your reward.
Steve transports 1,000,000 GOLD STEVIE BUCKS as payment for Lisa.
Security Member 1: Hey! What's this? I thought the deal was for a million dollars? Your gold bucks are useless here!
Scampi: Mike! You're a member of the Security Team, aren't you?
Mike: Um... who wants to know?
Scampi: I do! The former principal of this school.
Scampi: I'll tell you what ya gonna do! You are gonna go their and get Lisa back. That's what you're gonna do.
Security Team Member 1: Oh really? Well, just how are we susposed to get there?
Scampi: Hmm.... well, I might be able to magically teleport you both there using special "Heavenly Powers", but I can not guarentee it will work or even send you to the correct planet. However, unless you have another method of getting there, I'm afraid we'll just have to take that chance.
Screen fades out to black as the 'Weird Science' theme starts and the opening credits are shown...
"You make man…"
Gary and Wyatt look at each other as the Weird Science song starts, showing the following scenes (note- 'S6!' means a new scene from season 6):
-The keyboard 'Enter' button is pressed
-Weird Science logo
-Lightning strikes the house
-View of Lisa, moving up
-Gary and Wyatt travel through the dream gate
-Bazooka boys forming
-Gary's poet within is zapped out right next to him
-With Lisa, Gary, and Wyatt in the background, Chett does the disco dance of innocence and his arm flies off
-Lisa blows magic kiss to Wyatt
Michael Manasseri clips
-Old West Wyatt gets pulled through the time warp
-(S6!) Falls down into an island lagoon
-Turns into nightmare id monster
-Head gets pulled off
-(S6!) In pajamas, with wet hair, gets zapped by Lisa into day clothes and dry hair
John Mallory Asher clips
-(S6!) Swings a frustrated fist in a black and white scene
-(S6!) About to bite an apple as it gets zapped into a remote control
-Lisa's finger touches his head, zapping him a super large brain
-Beams down inside Farber High with Tetrahydrozaline
Lee Tergeson clips
-Playing the piano on Groundhog Day
-Buccaneer hat placed on his head zaps him into the Pirate King
-Fighting Principal Scampi as the room flashes with yellow electricity
-(S6!) As suited Principal, gets face slapped
-Jumps down from ceiling as secret agent wearing black outfit
Vanessa Angel clips
-(S6!) Wearing a Scooby Doo T-shirt on a tropical island, zaps up a compass in her hand
-Carefully enters a dark cave, carrying a 'light saber' glowing stick
-Tiger on grave morphs into Lisa wearing a tiger-print dress
-Wearing glasses and suit disguised as a school teacher
-Large grinning close-up
- Gary and Wyatt in tuxedoes rocket up wearing jetpacks - Lisa, Gary, Wyatt, and Chett are all wearing earphones, singing around a microphone - (S6!) Lisa with her arms around Gary and Wyatt, zaps them and all 3 disappear - Black & white Dr. Frankenstein "She's alive! Alive!"
Int. - On the spaceship - Sametime
SHOWDOWN ON MEEPUS 5
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Gary: Ok, honey, now tell us exactly what you have done to get Lisa stolen.
Tetra: Well, my people know the Stevies quite well, and they have come to us asking if we knew anything about your Lisa such as what her powers are like and what she is capable of, among other things.
Gary: You told them about Lisa's powers and abilities? How could you?
Tetra: Well, that information could have slipped out, I suppose, but we never intended on sending Lisa to them. I'm so sorry!!
Gary: Well, it helps a little knowing that you're sorry. But that doesn't help the fact that Lisa is gone.
Chett: Yea, Space turkey, you helped them take Lisa away from us, not to mention my hopes and dreams of having sex with her. How could you do this to us?
Tetra: I'M SORRY!!
Chett: You're sorry!! Huh! That doesn't fix anything now does it. Get Lisa back and then maybe we'll forgive you flumwad.
Scolder: Well, I'm a little confused here, how is that you know the Stevies anyway?
Tetra: We travel all over the Galaxy together. All us space aliens (as you call us) like to stick together.
Wyatt: Oh! So, you're all like one big happy family, then....
Tetra: Well, no. Not anymore. We started fighting a lot about who was in charge and such, which split us up. However, some of us still remained contacts for them evidently, which must have been how they found out all the other information about Lisa. When Lisa brought us to your planet on Groundhog Day we learned a lot of information about your magic genie, that unfortunately spread across out whole space ship. Some of our people must have leaked that information to the Stevies and they informed their contacts on Earth who they were using to capture Lisa. If I could only tell who our traitor was, I'd kick them off the space ship and leave them floating in Space forever!
Chett: Ooh! I'd love to do that myself. Kicking them out into Space, I mean...
Tetra: Yea, I know you would. You're the military mucho man who can't get enough action.
Wyatt: How much longer 'till we arrive on Meepus-5?
Tetra: Oh about another 30 minutes. We're almost there.
Meanwhile, back on Planet Meepus-5.....
Steve: Hey, Young Steve, keep on eye on things here. I'm gonna go check on Lisa and see if she's changed her mind yet.
Young Steve: Ok, Father.
Steve goes to Lisa's room on the ship to talk with her somemore
Steve: Hello, Lisa! Are you all set to re-produce with us yet?
Lisa: How many times do I have to say, "NO! There is no way I will have sex with you space-monkeys!"
Steve: I see you haven't changed your thoughts yet. Oh well, maybe another night in here will make you think differently.
Lisa: Another night? Not likely!
Steve: Oh! Do you plan on getting out of here anytime soon? Forget it! There is NO WAY you can leave. This time you are ours. Just except it.
Lisa: They will come for me. You'll see. My Wyatt won't let me down. He'll be here with re-enforcement's and kick your butt again.
Steve: Huh! Don't make me laugh! You just won't quit, will you?
Steve: Lisa, Lisa, Lisa. If you only good understand....
Lisa: Understand what?
Steve: That your creators don't want you anymore.
Lisa: What? Of course they want me. Why you saying this?
Steve: Fine you want proof. Watch this....
Steve shows Lisa a video that he made from telegraphic images about Wyatt and Gary saying that they don't need Lisa anymore, and inventing a plan to help the Stevies get her.
Lisa: That can't be. Gary and Wyatt would never say that stuff.
Steve: They don't need you anymore now that they're troubles of High School are over with.
Lisa: They still need me. I know they do.
Steve: Well, you just stay locked up in here for another couple of nights and then we'll see how you are. You'll be warn down by then, I'm sure.
Int. - Spaceship with Tetra, Gary, Wyatt, Chett, & Scolder - 28 min. later
Tetra: We're almost there -- only another couple minutes.
Wyatt: Great! Now we should try and develop a plan for how we're gonna sneak in and gt our Lisa back.
Chett: I don't believe what I'm hearing. You coming up with a plan. Oh this oughta be good...
Gary: Hey, go easy on him, Chett. Wyatt can come up with great plans. You should have seen some of the ones he came up with for us over the years.
Chett: Well, whatever. If anyone's coming up with a plan it will be me! I'm not gonna let this get turned into a suicide mission!
Tetra: Well, better make up the plan fast, because we're landing now.
They land the ship on Planet Meepus-5. The Farber High Security Team also lands at the same time.
Scolder: Who are you guys? [Talking to the Farber High Security Team]
Security Team Member 1: We're the Farber High Security Team. We were sent here by Scampi who ordered us to come help bring Lisa back home.
Chett: Scampi sent you here. My pops, helping out like this. [Whispering to himself] Thank you Pop!
Scolder: Ok, guys. We have to be very careful or we could get trapped ourselves. Those aliens probably have this whole place guarded.
Chett: Yeah, you're absolutely right. That's why I brought some of my toys with me.
Wyatt: You brought your guns all this way, Chett?
Chett: Just executing my constitutional right to bare arms. A man's gotta hunt!
Scolder: Does the government know you have all this equipment, Chett? You do know that it's not completely legal for citizens to arm themselves like this.
Chett: Oh here it comes. I knew this was coming since he has to here! I have all this stuff because I'm an ex-marine and need to be prepared for situations just like this one.
Scolder: Well, don't worry, Chett! I won't turn you in. We're just here to get Lisa back, remember. Gee, I wonder if Molly is still here? I can't wait to see her again.
Suddenly alarms sound all over the planet and at the Alien Stevies base.
Chett: Oh no! They know we're here now.
Scolder: Yea, we better be extra careful now, guys.
Scolder, Chett, Gary, Wyatt, and Tetra all slowly move across the planet looking for where they would be keeping Lisa. They eventually come across a large city with guards surrounding the whole place. One by one Scolder and Chett take out the guards until they get all the way up to the main gate of the palace. Where the leader Steve is waiting for them to come. They all run into the leader of the Stevies where the screen fades out for the second commercia break with Wyatt, Gary, Chett, and Scolder along with the Security Team all put up their arms....
Screen fades out for the episode's second commercial break...
Screen fades back in showing all of them with their arms up and Steve with his "ray-gun" (as in "Chett-A-Nator"). He captures them and takes them inside to the main control room. Luckily, Tetra has managed to sneak past all of them (by turning herself into one of the Stevies with her 'morphing bracelet') and is sneaking around inside the palace checking every room for Lisa.
Steve: Ahh.. You slow pokes finally arrived! I've been expecting you.
Chett: Cool it turkey. We're here to rescue Lisa.
Wyatt: Yea, just let us have her back and we're be out of here in no time!
Steve: I'm afraid I can't allow that. Lisa is too important to us to risk losing her. My only problem is what to do with you.
Scolder: Well, can we at least see Lisa before you get rid of us or something?
Steve: I suppose that may be possible. But in the meantime I think I will take you to a very special holding cell I designed personally for you guys. One that has no escape method at all.
Wyatt: (whispering to the gang) Well, luckily Tetra got in so she can save us.
Gary: (whispering) Yeah, good old Tetra. She'll know what to do.
Steve takes them all to the cell and locks them up. He then leaves and goes back to the Control room.
The room where they're being held prisoner looks a lot like Wyatt's room but modified so that they can't leave the same way again like they did last time.
Wyatt: Hey, this room looks like just my room back home, and looks like the room we were stuck in last time we were here (or on their ship).
Chett: I seem to remember being in a room like this before.... infact, didn't we get out through the air vent last time?
Wyatt: Yes. However, it looks like it's gone this time, though. We're trapped now.
Gary: No! There's gotta be another way out. Right?
Chett: Of course. There's always an escape route.
Meanwhile, while they're trying to figuring out how to get out, Tetra is getting closer to finding Lisa. She has managed to sneak past the guards all over, which for some reason there were a lot more guards outside then inside. Tetra opens the last door in the hallway and finds Lisa just sitting on the bed in that room.
Lisa: What? Who?
Tetra: It's me, Tetrahydrozaling. Gary's wife.
Lisa: Oh, you. Where's Wyatt and Gary?
Tetra: Taken captive as they were coming in. I managed to get away without being noticed.
Lisa: Great. If only I had my magic...
Tetra: Your wish is my command...
She hands Lisa the Magic remote that Lisa originally zapped up for Wyatt to use incase something like this ever happened.
Lisa: How'd you get this? I zapped it for Wyatt.
Tetra: the Farber High Security Team handed it to me just before we got spotted by Steve and a few other guards. Once I got it I quickly ducked out of sight, and changed my appearance to look like one of the Steves.
Lisa: Nice work. Unfortunately, I can not use it.
Tetra: Why not?
Lisa: Because I programmed it so that ONLY Wyatt can use it.
Tetra: So you're still trapped without your magic?
Lisa: Yes. We must go find Wyatt. Only he can access my source code with the remote and turn my magic back on.
Tetra: I think I may know where they are. But its not gonna be easy getting to them.
Lisa: How come? Where are they?
Tetra: They've probably be taken to a very special holding room that has literally no escape routes. We will also need the key that Steve has on himself.
Lisa: Oh shoot. That won't be easy. But I think I have a plan....
Lisa and Tetra leave the room where Lisa was being held. They head for the control room hoping that Steve will be there.
Tetra: Ok, the Control room is right around here.
Lisa: Perfect. Now let's see what our friend is up to...
They peak around the corner of the hall into the Control Room a little and see that Steve is standing in the middle at the main computers. Lisa, knowing that it would be very dangerous for her to just walk in when she is supposed to be locked up, but walks in anyway.
Lisa: (as she walks in): a hem.
Steve: Who? Lisa! How the h*ll did you get out?
Lisa: Nevermind that, I have come here because I decided that I can't win and might as well give you what you want.
Steve: Finally! You have come to your senses!
Lisa: Yes. Steve. I am all yours now. I know I can't win without my magic. Can we have a dance though before we do anything else. I'd really like to just take some time getting to know you....
Steve: Oh sure! What kind of music do you like? Rock, Soft Rock, Pop, Country, you name it we can play it!
Lisa: Ah.. Pop sounds good. Do you have any Mariah Carey? I just love her!
Steve: Yeah, I think we have some of her stuff.... we get stuff from all planets all over the galaxy.
Lisa: Your very intelligent Steve. I have a thing for intelligence, ya know.
With the music playing, Steve and Lisa start dancing. Lisa looks for the key somewhere on him, and spots it sticking out of his pocket a little. When she gets a chance she grabs it out and throws it behind Steve to Tetra still peaking around the corner. Tetra catches the key and has the Magic remote which Lisa gave back to her to take to Wyatt with the key to free them.
Tetra starts walking away from the control room and leaving Lisa still dancing with Steve keeping him occupied, and heads back to where she believes Steve would be keeping Wyatt and the others. After carefully searching the place she eventually comes upon a room that looks like the front of Wyatt's house. Sure enough that's where Wyatt and the rest of the gang is.
Gary: Honey! You're back!
Wyatt: ..and you have the Magic remote so that I can get Lisa's magic back!
Scolder: Where's Molly? Did you find the room where Molly is? I just know she's still here!
Tetra: No. Sorry. She hasn't been seen anywhere. I don't know what happened.
Wyatt: Well, we have to get Lisa's magic back on so we can blow this joint.
Wyatt now takes the Magic Box and punches in the correct numbers to activate her magic again. Obeying Wyatt's command the Magic remote re-activates Lisa's magic.
Wyatt: Ok. That should do it! She should have her magic back. Let's go get her and get out of here!
Gary: I hear that!
They all leave and go back to the Control Room to get Lisa. When they get there she is still with Steve. Lisa see's Wyatt and realizes that her magic is back on.
Lisa: Oh Steve! I changed my mind again. You're not the right type for me.
Steve: What?! Then you do realize you will have to be locked up again? You can never leave here until you give us what we need.
Lisa: Oh, really? I don't think so.
Steve: Oh, and what are you gonna do. Zap me into something? I don't think so. You're magic is still off.
Lisa: Maybe it is..... and then again maybe it's not....
She starts pointing her finger at Steve and it begins to glow with blue electricity...
Steve: What the!! How'd you get your magic back?
Lisa: Wyatt! I told you he wouldn't let me down. [Turning to face Wyatt] Thanks Wyatt!
Wyatt: No problem, Lis. Now can you finish this guy off once and for all? I wanna get home again.
Lisa: Yea. I'll zap him into a frog. See how he likes that for a change.
She shoots out her zap and changes Steve into a frog.
Gary: How did you do that? I thought your magic was no good against him?
Lisa: Simple. This time I cranked up as much power as I had and never tried using full power any other time. Steve is a very powerful alien, so powerful, in fact that my normal magic won't affect him.
Wyatt: But if you use twice the energy....
Gary: It will have double the effect....
Chett: and whamo , its over, baby!
Lisa: Couldn't have said it better myself, Chett!
Screen fades out for the episode's third commercial break...
Scolder: Lisa, Do you know where Molly is?
Lisa: Let me scan this whole place and try and locate her.....
Lisa tries to search the whole place hoping to locate where Molly is, but can't get a fix on her.
Lisa: Sorry, Scolder. I can't locate her anywhere.
Scolder: Damn. I would have liked to see her again and tell her just how much I love her but never knew how much 'till now.
Lisa: Hey! What about us? I thought we were a couple for a while....
Scolder: I still love you too, Lisa, but our relationship just won't work — you're a genie and I'm just a normal human. Sorry.
All of a sudden they hear someone calling for Scolder from underneath the main control room. It sounds a lot like Molly.
Scolder: Wait! What's that?
Lisa: What's what?
Scolder: Sounds like someone's calling for me.
Lisa: It does?
Scolder: By the sound of it its coming from directly beneath us. Lisa can you zap us down there?
Lisa quickly zaps them all down below where they meet Molly. She's been trapped down there ever since they took her away.
Scolder: I've missed you. I've been wanting to tell you how much I love you. I just never knew it until after you left with the Steves last time we met.
Molly: Oh Steve! I've been waiting for you to say that! Thank you!
Scolder: Steve?! You called me Steve?!
Molly: Sorry, Scolder, bad habit. Everyone on this planet is called Steve.
Lisa: Well now they're called Kermit.
Scolder and Molly walk towards each other and kiss. Then walk back to the gang with Scolder wrapping his arm around Molly.
Wyatt: Ok, now can we get out of here?
Lisa: Um, we have a problem. I don't have enough energy left to get us home. It took almost all my energy to take care of Steve. Then zapping us downhere drained me.
Tetra: Oh, that's no problem. We can go back on my ship.
Lisa: Oh yeah. I completely forgot about that. I'm such as spaz.
They all go back to Tetra's space ship which is still where they left it. They don't have any trouble getting back to it because by taking out the leader of the Stevies, they also took out all the other Steves as well.
Wyatt: It's so good to have you back again, Lis.
Lisa: It's so good to be back. I was scared there for a bit. I thought you weren't gonna come for me.
Wyatt: Oh, Lis, I could never leave you stuck somewhere. You know that!
Lisa: Yeah, I know.
Cut to the closing credits. As the credits are shown at the bottom half of the screen with the 'Weird Science' theme playing, scenes from different areas of the Planet are shown. We see shots of the Stevies (who are now frogs) all moving about around the planet and the Stevies main base. As the credits near completion we see the leader of the Stevies hopping up to his main Computer Terminal and right before the credits end and go into the St. Clare Entertainment logo, we see a BIG PINK electric blast completely surrounding the "Master Frog" and inculping him in it.
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