Weird Science: Fanfiction
Season 6, Episode 7:
Lisa's voiceover — Previously on "Weird Science"....
Lisa: I had the weirdest nightmare last night. I dreamt that someone actually hacked into your computer and stole me away and then took away my magic so I couldn't escape. Next thing I knew I was on my way to some planet far, far away in another Galaxy that sounded so familiar for some reason.
Wyatt: Oh, well, it was only a dream. It's not real life.
Lisa: Yea, but remember that genies don't normally have dreams and don't you remember last Halloween when I was taken over by a Demon out to take over the world?
Lisa: How about if I zap up something that will have the power to access my files anywhere at anytime and give you the power to rescue me just in case anything like this ever happens?
Her finger starts glowing with blue electricity as she points at the top of the desk. She then zaps the special magic box (like a remote control) on to the desk. However, it is programmed so that only Wyatt can use it.
Lisa: I don't feel so good...
Wyatt: What's wrong? You're blinking on and off like you're about to disappear.
Lisa: I know. I don't know what's going on, unless.......
Before she could finish her sentence, she vanished. Chett and Wyatt have no idea what happened.
Chett: LISA? Where'd you go?
Wyatt: (to Chett) I think something's wrong with Lisa, come on we better get back home and check the computer.
Chett: What's what? Is it bad?
Wyatt: Um... yeah, pretty bad. It looks like Lisa's been 'Hacked'!
Security Member 1: Well, well, well, looks like we hit the jackpot here!
Lisa: What I can do is none of your business. I belong to Gary and Wyatt. Not you!
Security Member 1: Wyatt? Wyatt Donnelly?
Security Member 2: Gary Wallace? The Gary Wallace that attends this school?
Lisa: Yeah, that's right! They're the ones.... now let me go or I'll turn you both into rumproasts!
Security Member 1 and 2: Yikes! But you're not going anywhere!
Lisa tries to zap herself out of there, but can't seem to get her zappers working.
Lisa: Hey, What have you two done to me?
Security Member 1: Oh, just deactivated your magic. You see, while I was uploading your file I realized that you have some extraordinary powers so just to be safe I made a few changes to your source code myself and deactivated your magic.
Chett: Well, this is just great. Lisa is stuck with those hackers and is depending on us to save her, but now you lost that special device. Way to go pit-lick!
Wyatt: Maybe we can find another clue somewhere in my computer....
Wyatt and Chett continue to search Wyatt's computer some more, while Lisa is stuck in the interrogation cell back at the Farber Security HQ Secret Area. It is now almost 1 hour before Lisa will be heading on a one way flight to Planet Meepus 5.
Lisa's voiceover — And now for Part 2
Int. Wyatt's Bedroom - Night, Shortly after 3 a.m .
Wyatt and Chett are still looking for another clue on Wyatt's computer hoping to find something that will lead them to Lisa. If they only knew that they have only 1 hour before Lisa will be transported to another Planet far, far, far away in another Galaxy and then their hopes of seeing her again will greatly diminish.
Chett: Com'on Wy, Can't you find something else? Who knows where Lisa is now... it could allready be too late! We have to hurry!
Wyatt: Yea, I realize that Chett. However, who ever hacked my system covered his traces very good, with the only exception of leaving that "Farber Security" file in it's place.....
Just then, Wyatt remembered about that file.
Wyatt: Wait! That file!! We should have opened it up to see what's inside.
Chett: You never opened it! You idiot!
Wyatt opens the file that was left in the place of Lisa's file. However, all that it says is.....
Wyatt: "Your system has been hacked by the Farber High Security Team. We have taken your precious Lisa and will be sending her to her new Masters on the Planet Meepus 5. Don't even think about trying to rescue her because our location is well hidden which no one knows about!"
Chett: The Farber High Security Team? Why doesn't Scampi know where their office is?
Wyatt: I don't know. However, I do know that we're gonna need help for where she's going......
Chett: (interupring) Where's she going?
Wyatt: Planet Meepus 5.
Chett: Where's that? What's there?
Wyatt: That's where the Alien Race known as Steves is from who wanted Lisa to reproduce with so their race wouldn't go extinct.
Chett: You mean make-out with Lisa?
Wyatt: Yes! That's exactly what I mean.
Chett: Those bastards! If they get their dirty little hands on my Lisa, they will get it so bad.....
Wyatt: (interupting) They just don't give up. We've had trouble with them several times before, and I thought we would never have to worry about them again thanks to them choosing Agent Molly instead.
Chett: Well, we have to get going and save her! We're wasting time, dirt-chow.
Wyatt: I vote we try and find Agent Scolder. He's the only one who can take on Space Aliens.
Chett: The only one? I don't think so....
Wyatt: Who else can? Not you?
Chett: YES, me! If they're messing around with my Lisa, I'm gonna take them down!
Screen fades out to black as the 'Weird Science' theme starts and the opening credits are shown...
"You make man…"
Gary and Wyatt look at each other as the Weird Science song starts, showing the following scenes (note- 'S6!' means a new scene from season 6):
-The keyboard 'Enter' button is pressed
-Weird Science logo
-Lightning strikes the house
-View of Lisa, moving up
-Gary and Wyatt travel through the dream gate
-Bazooka boys forming
-Gary's poet within is zapped out right next to him
-With Lisa, Gary, and Wyatt in the background, Chett does the disco dance of innocence and his arm flies off
-Lisa blows magic kiss to Wyatt
Michael Manasseri clips
-Old West Wyatt gets pulled through the time warp
-(S6!) Falls down into an island lagoon
-Turns into nightmare id monster
-Head gets pulled off
-(S6!) In pajamas, with wet hair, gets zapped by Lisa into day clothes and dry hair
John Mallory Asher clips
-(S6!) Swings a frustrated fist in a black and white scene
-(S6!) About to bite an apple as it gets zapped into a remote control
-Lisa's finger touches his head, zapping him a super large brain
-Beams down inside Farber High with Tetrahydrozaline
Lee Tergeson clips
-Playing the piano on Groundhog Day
-Buccaneer hat placed on his head zaps him into the Pirate King
-Fighting Principal Scampi as the room flashes with yellow electricity
-(S6!) As suited Principal, gets face slapped
-Jumps down from ceiling as secret agent wearing black outfit
Vanessa Angel clips
-(S6!) Wearing a Scooby Doo T-shirt on a tropical island, zaps up a compass in her hand
-Carefully enters a dark cave, carrying a 'light saber' glowing stick
-Tiger on grave morphs into Lisa wearing a tiger-print dress
-Wearing glasses and suit disguised as a school teacher
-Large grinning close-up
- Gary and Wyatt in tuxedoes rocket up wearing jetpacks - Lisa, Gary, Wyatt, and Chett are all wearing earphones, singing around a microphone - (S6!) Lisa with her arms around Gary and Wyatt, zaps them and all 3 disappear - Black & white Dr. Frankenstein "She's alive! Alive!"
Opening titles fade out for the episode's first commercial break...
Scene fades in as Wyatt and Chett go to meat Agent Scolder who just happens to be in town that weekend for a special UFO converntion.
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Scolder: Wyatt! How's Lisa? Where's Lisa?
Wyatt: She's been stolen!
Scolder: STOLEN??? HOW?
Wyatt: Someone hacked into my computer and stole her and is about to send her to another planet. We think its those annoying Aliens again.
Scolder: (interupting) Not those Aliens known as Steves?
Wyatt: Yes. Those are the ones.
Scolder: I thought we took care of them once and for all. Well, What can we do to save her? How are we susposed to get to their home planet when we don't have any kind of space ship that can go there?
Wyatt: Hmm.... that's a very good question!
Chett: Don't we? You mean that you guys don't even have any knowledge of all the planets out there?
Scolder: No we don't! Our technology is very limited.
Wyatt: I know! Gary can help! Gary is married to a Space Alien himself named Tetrahydrozaline.
Scolder: Perfect! Where are they?
Wyatt: Gary said that they were taking a trip to Disney World.
Chett: Then Disney World is where we go! Let's move it!
Meanwhile, back at the Farber High Security Lab.......
Security Member 1: Hello? Steve?
Steve (Alien Race known as Steve - the leader): Yes. Completed your mission?
Security Member 1: Yes. We have her in our holding cell. She doesn't have her magic anymore. I deactivated it.'
Steve: Good work! Send her up. I want to talk with her.
Security Member 1: Ok. We're getting ready to send her up right now. Mike (Security Member 2), Bring Lisa to the Departure floor. Its time!
Mike goes to get Lisa from her holding cell.....
Lisa: Hey, Where you taking me.... Watch it, buster!
Mike: Its time for you to leave now, honey. You're going to your new home.
Lisa: Oh yeah! We'll see about that.
Lisa tries real hard to zap them and get out of there, but can't because her magic IS still off.
Lisa: No! Wyatt still hasn't turned my powers back on. This can't be. Wyatt!
Mike: Nope! We told ya that that magic remote you zapped up won't be of any help. This time you are gonna be theirs and there's nothing you can do about it.
Mike takes Lisa and straps her into the space ship. Countdown is T-60 seconds.
Lisa: (to herself) Com'on Wyatt! Help me! Where are you?!
Security Member 1: Blast-off!
Lisa is now on her way to Planet Meepus 5 - the home of the Alien Race known as Steve.
Screen fades out for the episode's second commercial break...
Screen fades in to just outside the Walt Disney World entrance as Wyatt, Chett, and Scolder are about enter in search for Gary and Tetra.
Wyatt: Well, we're here. Now how in the world can we find Gary in this crowd?
Ticket Window: How many?
Scolder: There's 3. I'm with the FBI and we need to get in. [ Shows his FBI badge. and the Ticket Windows clerk immediately lets them in.]
Chett: We'll we're in. Now what sis?
Wyatt: We need to find Gary! I say we split up and meet back at the main gate every hour.
Chett: That's a good idea.
Chett, Wyatt, and Scolder all walk around inside the park looking for Gary. Wyatt eventually bumps into him in front of Future Land where Tetra is also.
Gary: Hey, Wy! What brings you here?
Wyatt: Lisa's been stolen!
Gary: What? Oh no! By who?
Wyatt: A couple of Farber High Security people are sending her to Planet Meepus 5 where the Stevies live.
Gary: The Stevies! Them again!
Tetra comes over to see what Gary's talking about.
Tetra: What's going on here, dear?
Gary: Ah.. Just found out that our computer genie has been stolen.
Tetra: You just found that out now!!
Gary: Yes. What do you mean, Just found that out now? If you know something, you better tell me!
Tetra: Oh, I sorta might have had a little something to do with that.
Gary: WHAT??!!!! How could you? You know what Lisa means to us!!
Tetra: I know. I'm sorry! I don't know what came over me. It's just that my people know the Stevies and when they talked about Lisa and how much they wanted her, and made us such a good offer we couldn't refuse.......
Gary: What offer? No, nevermind. That doesn't matter. We have to get Lisa back!!
Wyatt: Can you take us to her, Tetra?
Wyatt: Then let's go, but we've gotta meet back at the main gate for Chett and Scolder, first.
Gary: Then let's go.
Wyatt, Gary, and Tetra all go back to the main gate to wait for Chett and Scolder to come back. Scolder comes back, but Chett doesn't for some reason.
Scolder: Oh good! You found him. However, who's that girl Gary's with? She doesn't look like no space alien to me.
Gary: She is. She can change shape and form.
Scolder: She can? Wow!
Tetra: Yea, I'll show you my true self when we get on my ship. I can't change back now here in public or people will be frieghtened.
Scolder: Oh yea, I suspose they would be....
Wyatt: Where's Chett?
Scolder: I don't know. Haven't seen him.
Tetra: Well, we can beam him up from the ship wherever he is. So let's go.
They all beam up to Tetra's ship. Once there, Tetra searches for Chett and locates him watching all the women in bathing suits at Fantasy Island.
Chett: (as he's being beamed up) Wha What? What's going on here?
Chett gets on the space ship now.
Chett: Hey, I was in the middle of something. Send me back! NOW!
Wyatt: Sorry, Chett! Can't. We have to get moving to save Lisa.
Meanwhile, Lisa has now landed on the Planet Meepus 5 and is about to see Steve again....
Lisa: Steve! What do I have to do to get through to you that you can not have me?
Steve (the leader): I told you, You will be asimulated. Resistance is futile, baby!
Lisa: Well, I don't care. I wanna go back to Wyatt and Gary NOW!!
Steve: Sorry, Lisa, but we can not do that. We need you. You are the only one who can save our race. We tried that other woman, Agent Molly, but she's not compatible with us. You are the only one who is compatible.
Lisa: How can I be the only one compatible?
Steve: Well, you are a special living being, Lisa. You came from the Universe to help Gary and Wyatt overcome the troubles of High School. You have magic powers which came from the Universe.
Lisa: That's all fascinating and all, but I still don't see why I'm the only one compatible with you.
Steve: Well, we need someone who belongs to the Universe who is SPECIAL for us to reproduce with. Ordinary people won't do.
Lisa: Oh, well, that's nice to know, but you're still not gonna have me.
Steve: No? Well, how are you gonna escape? You have no magic anymore, remember?
Lisa: Yea, well, Wyatt will think of something, trust me! [whispers to herself, "He better!"] Where's Molly now anyway? You haven't.....
Steve: (interupting) Oh, no! Give us some credit. We don't just dispose of people for no reason. She's perfectly fine living in a special living quarters on this ship that looks just like her apartment.
Lisa: You're keeping her here? You meanie!!!
Steve: Well, we can't keep sending people back to their homes. We're acountable for all the beaming up and down we do, you know.
Lisa: Well, What about me? Are you just gonna keep me trapped in a room here that looks like Wyatt's room?
Steve: For now, yea. Until you are ready to give in and reproduce with us you will be confined to that room. Don't even try and escape. There's no place to go!
Lisa: Well, believe me Wyatt won't let me down. He'll save me!!
Steve: Wyatt? Oh yeah, I suspose he'll try to won't he? Well, we'll have something planned by the time he gets here, if he gets here....
Int. - Farber High School - Sametime
Scampi is there thinking about where the Secret Office could be for the Security Team. The Security Team Members are there working, and talking to their boss— Steve (the leader of the Alien Race Known as Steve).
Scampi (to himself) - Where could that place be? You'd think I'd have some special powers being a Guardien angel and all now....
Int. - Farber High Security Office - Sametime
Security Member 1: Hey, ah, Mike. How about going out to fetch us some dinner and a cola?
Mike: Ok. Sure! Be back in 30 minutes or less.
Security Member 1: Yea. Still here. What have you done with that gorgeous looking babe we sent you? Um.... Lisa, right? That's her name....
Steve: (via Galaxy phone)She's here sitting in her new home until she wants to reproduce with us. Thanks for getting her for us. Now here's your reward.
Steve transports 1,000,000 GOLD STEVIE BUCKS as payment for Lisa.
Security Member 1: Hey! What's this? I thought the deal was for a million dollars? Your gold bucks are useless here!
Steve: Oh, gee, I'm sorry! Well, you win some and you lose some! hahaha !
Security Member 1: You imbisil! How dare you try and double-cross us! You won't get away with it!! [Hanges up in a rude, obnoxious way! and picks up the pager to his partner, "Mike, you there? Get back here right away. We've been had!"]
However, as Mike is walking through the halls of Farber, he comes across the ghost of Principal Scampi who is not very happy.
Scampi: Mike! You're a member of the Security Team, aren't you?
Mike: Um... who wants to know?
Scampi: I do! The former principal of this school.
Mike: You're the former Principal? Really?
Scampi: Yes. Allthough, I died just before you started or must have because this whole "Farber Security Team" is brand-new to me. Chester Donnelly took over as Principal just after my death in an explotion that occured in my office on Groundhog day.
Mike: Oh, that's so sad.
Scampi: Well, I want to know where your secret office is. You see Chester (my son) came to me and informed me that you guys had hacked into Wyatt's computer and taken his magic genie away -- named Lisa. Is that true? Be straight with me, son. I can sense if you're telling the truth or not -- its one of my new found powers as a Guardien Angel.
Mike: What? What are you talkin' about?
Scampi: LIAR!!! Im told you, I can sense if you're telling the truth or not, so you'd better be straight with me now son.
Mike: Ok, ok! We might have had something to do with that. But....
Scampi: But what?
Mike: But it's too late now. She's allready been sent to Meepus 5 for Steve. She'll be there for eternity now. There's nothing we can do to get her back. Sorry!
Scampi: Well, sorry doesn't cut it buster. Lisa is very precious to Wyatt and my son, Chester, and I will do anything to help them get her back. I command you to take me to the Secret Office, now!!
Mike: Ok! Follow me.
Screen fades out for the episode's third commercial break...
Screen fades back in as Mike (Security Team Member 2) takes Scampi back to his main office where Security Team Member has been waiting for him. (Scampi has the power to become visible to anyone ONLY on Farber High grounds, anywhere else, he can only be seen to Chett.)
Security Team Member 1: Ah.. Mike. You're back. We've been ripped off! That no good alien Steve cheated us big-time. Who the heck is that?
Mike: This is Principal Scampi. He was the former Principal of this school, until he died in a blast to his office when his son, Chett Donnelly, took over as Principal. Evidentally, he's stuck here haunting the school for some reason and can become visible to anyone here at the school.
Security Team Member 1: Oh. Well, great! Why's he here?
Mike: To find out about what happened to Lisa.
Security Team Member 1: Well, I'll tell ya what happened. We've been ripped off big time! Instead of 1 million dollars AMERICAN money, we got it in STEVIE GOLD bucks! Useless here on Planet Earth.
Mike: WHAT?! Well, what are we gonna do?
Security Team Member 1: I don't know? What can we do?
Scampi: I'll tell you what ya gonna do! You are gonna go their and get Lisa back. That's what your gonna do.
Security Team Member 1: Oh really? Well, just how are we susposed to get there?
Scampi: Hmm.... well, I might be able to magically teleport you both there using special "Heavenly Powers", but I can not guarentee it will work or even send you to the correct planet. However, unless you have another method of getting there, I'm afraid we'll just have to take that chance.
Security Team Member 1: Ok. Let's go. We'll show that no good alien that he can't mess around with the Farber High Security Team and get away with it.
Scampi sends them right to Planet Meepus 5. They get there at the same time that Wyatt, Gary, Tetra, and Scolder arrive.
to be continued...
Cut to the closing credits.
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