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Season 6, Episode 6:
"Hacked" (Part 1 of 3)

Episode opens as Wyatt is just getting up from a good night's sleep, and calls up Lisa from the computer.

Lisa: Good morning, Wyatt! Where's Gary?

Wyatt: Oh, he's not here yet. He should be here in a few minutes so we can get to school, though.

Lisa: Oh. Want me to zap you two there to save time?

Wyatt: Yea, sure. Thanks Lis!

Lisa: No sweat! By the way, I had the weirdest nightmare last night. I dreamt that someone actually hacked into your computer and stole me away and then took away my magic so I couldn't escape. Next thing I knew I was on my way to some planet far, far away in another Galaxy that sounded so familiar for some reason.

Wyatt: Oh, well, it was only a dream. It's not real life.

Lisa: Yea, but remember that genies don't normally have dreams and don't you remember last Halloween when I was taken over by a Demon out to take over the world?

Wyatt: Yea, but I doubt anything like that could actually happen.

Lisa: Well, I don't know. I'm scared though. How about if I zap up something that will have the power to access my files anywhere at anytime and give you the power to rescue me just in case anything like this ever happens?

Wyatt: Well, like I said, I doubt anything like that could happen, but ok. Better safe than sorry, right?

Lisa: Right!

Her finger starts glowing with blue electricity as she points at the top of the desk. She then zaps the special magic box (like a remote control) on to the desk. However, it is programmed so that only Wyatt can use it.

Lisa: There we go!

Wyatt: How exactly do I use it?

Lisa: Well, you just take it and say what you want. However, keep in mind that it is programmed so that ONLY you can use it. After all we don't want something as powerful as this to fall into the wrong hands....

Wyatt: Of course not! How about Gary? Can he use it?

Lisa: No. Only you.

Gary comes walking in wearing his usual kind of clothes and eating a piece of toast for breakfast.

Gary: Hey, Wy, Ready for another long, boring day of school?

Wyatt: Just about, and school isn't boring.

Gary: No? Then what do you call, Mr. Glacious's Geography class. We already know everything we need to know about Geography, and the way he teaches.... makes me doze off in his class everyday -- I'd much rather listen to Chett lecture us about sex or something!

Lisa: You two better get going if you don't wanna be late. Let me crank up my zappers and I'll zap you there.

Gary: Zap us there? Uh-Uh! I don't think so, Lis! The last time you tried zapping us to school you almost zapped us into the Girl's bathroom half-naked! From now on we walk or take the bus!

Lisa: Jeez, Gary. Lighten up! I told ya I was sorry for that one little goof up, didn't I?

Gary: Well, yea, but I'd still wanna walk..... no offense though, Lis.

Wyatt: Well, we better get going before we end up being late.

Lisa: Sure you don't want me to zap you guys there? I can guarantee you won't be late...

Wyatt and Gary: No. That's ok.  See ya later Lis!

Lisa: (to herself) Man, you'd think that by having a magic genie, they'd at least appreciate some help by magic now and then.

"You make man…"
"No, Woman."
"Woman?"

Gary and Wyatt look at each other as the Weird Science song starts, showing the following scenes (note- 'S6!' means a new scene from season 6):

-The keyboard 'Enter' button is pressed
-Weird Science logo
-Lightning strikes the house
-Lisa created
-View of Lisa, moving up
-Gary and Wyatt travel through the dream gate
-Bazooka boys forming
-Catwoman Lisa
-Gary's poet within is zapped out right next to him
-With Lisa, Gary, and Wyatt in the background, Chett does the disco dance of innocence and his arm flies off
-Lisa blows magic kiss to Wyatt

Michael Manasseri clips
-Old West Wyatt gets pulled through the time warp
-(S6!) Falls down into an island lagoon
-Turns into nightmare id monster
-Head gets pulled off
-(S6!) In pajamas, with wet hair, gets zapped by Lisa into day clothes and dry hair

John Mallory Asher clips
-(S6!) Swings a frustrated fist in a black and white scene
-(S6!) About to bite an apple as it gets zapped into a remote control
-Lisa's finger touches his head, zapping him a super large brain
-Beams down inside Farber High with Tetrahydrozaline

Lee Tergeson clips
-Playing the piano on Groundhog Day
-Buccaneer hat placed on his head zaps him into the Pirate King
-Fighting Principal Scampi as the room flashes with yellow electricity
-(S6!) As suited Principal, gets face slapped
-Jumps down from ceiling as secret agent wearing black outfit

Vanessa Angel clips
-(S6!) Wearing a Scooby Doo T-shirt on a tropical island, zaps up a compass in her hand
-Carefully enters a dark cave, carrying a 'light saber' glowing stick
-Tiger on grave morphs into Lisa wearing a tiger-print dress
-Wearing glasses and suit disguised as a school teacher
-Large grinning close-up

- Gary and Wyatt in tuxedoes rocket up wearing jetpacks - Lisa, Gary, Wyatt, and Chett are all wearing earphones, singing around a microphone - (S6!) Lisa with her arms around Gary and Wyatt, zaps them and all 3 disappear - Black & white Dr. Frankenstein "She's alive! Alive!"

Screen fades out for the episode's first commercial break...

 

Screen fades in with Gary and Wyatt sitting at a table at their local coffee house hang-out (the JavaMan). The table is covered with pizza boxes, pitchers and glasses filled with cola.

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Wyatt: So how's married life treating you? Where's Tetra, now anyway?

Gary: Oh, life's great now!  Its nice to finally have someone who loves me instead of always getting rejected by practically every girl at Farber.

Wyatt: Yea, I bet. I just wish I could find that special girl for me. Where's Tetra, though, since you're here?

Gary: Oh, the wife's back home on the ship.

At that exact moment Lisa zaps in sitting in the middle of Gary and Wyatt and starts eating some of their pizza.

Lisa: Hey guys! Whacha doin'?

Wyatt: Oh, Gary was just telling me about how great it is to be married and where Tetra is since he's here.

Lisa: Oh, So how is the Space monkey these days?

Gary: Let's not call her a Space Monkey, ok, Lis? When you insult her, you insult me now, remember that.

Lisa: Sorry, Gary.  Didn't mean to insult you.

Gary: Better. Anyway, we came back again to go check out some place that she's always wanted to visit -- Disney World.

Wyatt: You're taking Tetra to Disney? That may not be a real good idea, taking a space alien out in public like that.

Lisa: Yea, Gar, you never know what people will think. Seeing an alien might scare some people.

Wyatt: Although, taking her out somewhere on Halloween would be cool.... she'd fit right in then!

Gary:   Can we stop the insults, please!

Lisa: Ok, Gar, don't have a cow, we're only teasing you.

Gary: Anyway, she can change shape and form -- becoming exactly just like us! So going out in public here on Earth is no problem for her.

Lisa: You mean that Tetra can actually become anyone she wants to?

Gary: Um... basically, yea!

Lisa: That's interesting.... Don't you think so Wyatt?

Wyatt: Yea, I guess so.

Gary: Well, I've gotta go. We're leaving for Disney soon and be staying there for about a week.

Wyatt: Ok, Gar, see ya when you get back. Have fun!

Gary gets up and walks out of the coffee shop. Once out of sight, he calls up Tetra on his special phone and gets beamed up to the ship. They then get ready for their trip and stay at Disney World.

Lisa: What's eating you now, Wyatt?

Wyatt: I'm just depressed that Gary's going to Disney World and didn't even invite me along. I would have loved to go, too.

Lisa: Well, who says you can't go? I could zap you there... You could surprise Gary!

Wyatt: Really?  You'd actually zap us there and get us in for Free?

Lisa: Of course! I'm a genie, remember? What good is having magic if you never use it?

Wyatt: Ok, then let's go!

Chett comes walking in and sees Lisa sitting with Wyatt at the table.

Chett: Hi ya, gorgeous! How about me and you getting together later......

Lisa: (interrupting) Can't. We're zapping down to see Gary at Disney.

Chett: Disney World? You're zapping down to Disney World? How ya gonna get in? You're not gonna sneak in by zapping yourselves there, are you?

Lisa: Ah... yea, that's exactly how we're getting in!

Chett: Oh... I never thought I'd see the day when Wyatt would go for something like this....'kay weavos!'

Wyatt: Yea, yea, I know Chett. I don't like it that much, but if Lisa can zap us anywhere we want to go why not let her?

Chett: Finally! You're beginning to understand the benefits of having a magic genie. This is great!

All of a sudden Lisa starts feeling a little faint and starts blinking on and off repeatedly.

Lisa: I don't feel so good...

Wyatt: What's wrong? You're blinking on and off like you're about to disappear.

Lisa: I know. I don't know what's going on, unless.......

Before she could finish her sentence, she vanished. Chett and Wyatt have no idea what happened.

Chett: LISA?  Where'd you go?

Wyatt: (to Chett) I think something's wrong with Lisa, come on we better get back home and check the computer.

Chett: Yeah, just what I was thinking.... let's go!

(Screen fades out for the episode's second commercial break...)

 

Screen fades in as they arrive back home and notice that everything is still normal, and the computer is still on and running smoothly.

Wyatt and Chett: Lisa? Are you here?

No response. Everything is quiet.

Wyatt: I better check things over on the computer carefully and see if I can find something that might help.

Chett: Yeah, yeah. Good idea.

Wyatt: Wait! What's this? I think I might have just found something....

Chett: What's what? Is it bad?

Wyatt: Um... yeah, pretty bad.  It looks like Lisa's been 'Hacked'!

Chett:   Hacked?

Wyatt: Yeah, it's when someone illegally gets into someone else's computer and starts messing things up or taking stuff.

Chett:   That doesn't mean Lisa's been stolen, does it?

Wyatt: Im afraid so! But....

Chett: But, What?  We've gotta find a way to get her back....

Wyatt: I know! And I think we may have a very good clue here.....

Chett: What's the clue? Let's have it...

Wyatt: See, right where I had the Lisa file, well there's a new file in its place labeled, "Farber Security".

Chett: Farber Security?  That must be Farber High. Let's go!

Wyatt: Um... hold on a sec. Chett. It might be Farber County.

Chett: Well, I'm not wasting any time. I'm the Principal of Farber High now, and if someone has hacked into your computer, I'm gonna find out who and kick their scary butts right out of school so hard that people feel it all the way to Taiwan!

Chett leaves the room and starts off to Farber while Wyatt stays home and tries to find more clues from his computer.

Int. - Farber High School - Night, same day.

Scampi (as Chett's Guardien Angel): Looking for something Chester?

Chett: Father, is that you?

Scampi: Yes, of course its me son.

Chett: Oh! Yea, I'm looking for something, but I doubt if you'd be able to help....

Scampi: Well, How can I if you don't tell me what you're looking for?

Chett: Oh yeah, that's right!  Well, I'm trying to find out who hacked into Wyatt's computer earlier today. We got a clue that said Farber Security in its place.

Scampi: Why would our Security people be interested in something Wyatt has on his computer?

Chett: Um...... Remember Lisa?

Scampi: Lisa? Oh is she that magic genie that helped us defeat the Aliens on Groundhog day?

Chett: Yup, that's her! She's gorgeous looking isn't she? Absolutely gorgeous!!

Scampi: Yea, I can see how you would be interested in someone like Lisa. Have you tried asking her out yet?

Chett: Oh lots of times! However, she usually always turns me down by making some kind of nasty joke. Although, we did go out once and then I ended up having her baby for her!

Scampi: Her baby?  Good heavens, now there's two genies in this world!

Chett: Yea, somewhere. We don't know where the baby is though, as Lisa said he belongs to the Universe so he could be anywhere in the Universe.

Scampi: Well, anyway, our Security Department does have the ability to hack into any computer in the whole Farber County that is on-line. So the possibility of them hacking your brother's system is valid. I hope they haven't done anything to Lisa.

Chett: If they have, I'll break every bone in their bodies and teach them barf-bags a lesson!

Meanwhile, back at the Farber Security Lab, in a very Secret place that no one else knows about.

Security Member 1: Well, well, well, looks like we hit the jackpot here!

Security Member 2: Yup! What can she do, I wonder?

Lisa: What I can do is none of your business.  I belong to Gary and Wyatt. Not you!

Security Member 1: Wyatt? Wyatt Donnelly?

Security Member 2: Gary Wallace? The Gary Wallace that attends this school?

Lisa: Yeah, that's right! They're the ones.... now let me go or I'll turn you both into rumproasts!

Security Member 1 and 2: Yikes!  But you're not going anywhere!

Lisa: Oh yeah... we'll just see about that.

Lisa tries to zap herself out of there, but can't seem to get her zappers working.

Lisa: Hey, What have you two done to me?

Security Member 1: Oh, just deactivated your magic. You see, while I was uploading your file I realized that you have some extraordinary powers so just to be safe I made a few changes to your source code myself and deactivated your magic.

Lisa: How'd you even know about me in the first place?

Security Member 2:   Um, let's just say that we have contacts all over the Universe!

Lisa: Universe? You don't mean Universe as in all of Space and all lifeforms out there, do you?

Security Member 2: Yeah, that's what I mean!

Lisa: Oh dam! I knew it! It was those aliens that came here on Groundhog day wasn't it? The one interested in Gary found out all about me and she leaked it out to the rest of the aliens and your contacts.  I forgot to zap their memories to make them forget about me. Damn!

Security Member 2: Aliens! Here on Groundhog day? What?

Lisa: Yeah, didn't you know?

Security Member 2: No.

Lisa: Hmm.... that's strange...

Security Member 1: Okay, enough talk you two, but now we have to get Lisa to her new home on Planet Meepus 5 . Then I need some rest before our departure.

Lisa: Planet Meepus 5? Holy smokes!! You won't get away with this dingo-dorks. Wyatt will figure out what happened and rescue me.

Security Member 1: Rescue you?  How? He doesn't have any idea where you got swapped away to, and that so called, "Magic Box" you zapped up..... well, let's just say that that's not gonna do any good.

Lisa: What? How'd you know about the Magic Box?

Security Member 1: We told ya, we have contacts everywhere! Anyone, anyplace could be a contact for us - you never know who it could be!!

Lisa: Well, the only person who knew about that box was just Wyatt! So who else could have told you about it?

Security Member 1: Ok, I'll be straight with you! You're right that genies don't have dreams, so that "nightmare" you had and told Wyatt about, well, that was something we gave you! We knew about that Magic Box that you would try to zap up to save yourself for a situation like this - 'cause we even threw that into your source code too!

Lisa: Well, who are you working for? You must have someone else that you are working for to be able to know all this information about me and to capture me like this.

Security Member 1: Oh, just an old friend of yours on Planet Meepus 5. Remember the Alien race of Steve?

Lisa: Oh no! Not them again! What do I have to do to get through to them that they will never be able to get me?

Security Member 1: Yup! They want you again, and they will do anything to get you! This time there's no escape! You're their's honey!

Lisa: Well, we're just see about that.....

They take Lisa into a special cell that even she cannot escape from. She doesn't have any magic powers anymore since they have been turned off, so she can't zap herself out.

Screen fades out for the episode's third commercial break...

Wyatt is still on his computer trying to find out what happened to Lisa. Little does he know that he now only has hours before she will be gone from the planet and heading for a planet far, far away in another Galaxy!

Wyatt: (to himself) C'mon there must be something here that will tell me what happened?

He keeps thinking that same question over and over to himself, and eventually thinks of his security alarm that Lisa zapped up and installed. He quickly turns that on, which can give video playback of the whole room and also record every single file touched on his computer along with the IP address of the hacker.

He notices that the hacker who stole Lisa away is indeed from Farber High and is a member of the Farber High Security team. He also notices that they have modified the file and deactivated Lisa's magic.

Knowing what he knows now, he takes off immediately for Farber High to meet up with Chett who is still there.

Int. - Farber High - Early morning the next day (about 1 or 2 a.m.)

Wyatt: (to Chett) Find anything new yet?

Chett: No. You?

Wyatt: Sorta. She was indeed hacked from someone here at Farber and she has also had her magic powers deactivated.

Chett: WHAT?!!! No!!!  No magic?

Wyatt: Yeah, no magic. So wherever she is, she's gonna need us to get her back. She'll be almost helpless without her magic.

Chett: Well, surely there must be something we can do...?   Like maybe find a way to get her magic back on... perhaps?

Wyatt: Magic back on? That's it!

Chett: What's it?

Wyatt: Last Night, Lisa had a horrible nightmare about something just like this happening and zapped up a special device that can access her source code no matter where it is. All we have to do is get that and we can re-activate her magic powers again.

Chett: Well, what are we waiting for? There's no telling what kind of horrible things they're doing to our genie.

Wyatt: Ok. It's back home on my desk. We've gotta get it!

Int. - Wyatt's Bedroom - Shortly after 3 a.m.

Wyatt: Where is it?  I left it right here on the desk?

Chett: You left something as powerful as what you described just sitting out on your desk! What kind of an idiot are you?

Wyatt: Well, I didn't think something would happen to it. I should have placed it some place safer I know.

Chett: Well, this is just great. Lisa is stuck with those hackers and is depending on us to save her, but now you lost that special device.  Way to go pit-lick!

Wyatt: Hey!

Chett: Well, so do you have another plan? Or do I have to take action myself?

Wyatt: Let me think. Maybe we can find another clue somewhere in my computer....

Wyatt and Chett continue to search Wyatt's computer some more, while Lisa is stuck in the interrogation cell back at the Farber Security HQ Secret Area. It is now almost 1 hour before Lisa will be heading on a one way flight to Planet Meepus 5.

to be continued...

Cut to the closing credits.

 

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